Ridicu100s STRENGTH

M!A status: none

D --> Greetings, i am equius zahhak

D --> I am a noble, sophisticated, intelligent, and highly astute troll who enjoyes and admires large muscles, hoofbeasts, fine robots and other things as well

D --> I give you permission to speak

((Equius RP blog made by http://dasmuskel.tumblr.com/. I'll be posting a lot of my drawings on here. The background and icon for this blog were both made by me. Sidebar picture was drawn for me by headtraumakid.tumblr.com))

(Guys, I’m gonna tell you right now, you might wanna start unfollowing this blog)

(Because as of right now, this blog is on Hiatus.

I’m just not into Homestuck anymore, and I’m too busy to RP.

Hah, I wasn’t very interesting anyway.)

posted on 1/22/2013, with 2 notesreblog
Anonymous sent: have you been a good boy this year

D —> I don’t know

D —> If I were to reply with a “no” would I have to be punished by a highblood

D —> Please say yes

posted on 12/25/2012, with 2 notesreblog
daspyorno:

Practiced drawing man porn.

((I doodled this a while ago.)
posted on 12/17/2012, with 49 notes (source: daspyorno) — reblog

(sheesh, one of these days I’ll actually, like

roleplay on this blog again.)

posted on 12/17/2012, with 4 notesreblog
D —> A picture I drew of my lovely m8sprit
posted on 12/11/2012, with 184 notes (source: dasmuskel) — reblog

(Who wants to be Equius’ moirail? 

I’ll draw you stuff sometimes, I promise.)

posted on 12/7/2012, with 2 notesreblog
Anonymous sent: M!A: for the next six hours, you'll have a totally fashionable mohawk. Rock it, boy.

posted on 12/7/2012, with 6 notesreblog
dasmuskel:

For apocalypseAsleep
posted on 12/7/2012, with 142 notes (source: dasmuskel) — reblog
Anonymous sent: If you weren't matesprits with s8xyvriska, what other ladies would you be interested (try to use specific blog names)

(Gonna be ooc for a second. Apocolypseasleep is a very good Aradia, and I was this close to trying to start something, but I think for now it’ll just be a matter of lingering feelings for each other’s instance of the other. 

I also had a Feferi I thought Equius was interested in, but she deleted her account? Oh well, neither of us were/are very active RPers.

My girlfriend also made a Jane RP account, and I do LOOOOOVE Milk and Cookies, but Vriska asked Equius out, and with all the build up we had going, it’d feel pretty jerky to just say “no”. And then she got depressed because she doesn’t think she’s good at RPing, so she deleted her Jane account. I was sad…

and yeah that’s it. But s8xyVriska’s pretty great right now, so unless she decides my Equius sucks, or she wants someone more active, I’ll stick with her. She’s real cool.)

posted on 12/7/2012, with 1 notereblog

friendlyneighborhoodspidertits replied to your post: what would happen if you were in a room with doc scratch?

He pro8a8ly has a 8owl full of them or something. 8ut don’t trust the 8owl of muscle8easts. That’s how he gets you.

D —> A bowl of musclebeasts is a dream too good to be true

posted on 12/7/2012, with 0 notesreblog